GreenifyME

Anonymous asked: but realy if we took pics of our butts instaed of our faces for drivers license photo and stuff how diferent would the world be u get me i mean u would have to moon the cops every time u got pulled over and school pictures wud be awkwerd HAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAA

….aaand that’s my cue for bed. 

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niggaimdeadass:

dis us

this us actin crazy

smooches to u hataz

ewwww y’all ugly

dis us sleep

of course we cute

we black

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mycroft-holmes-approves:

saccharomyces-cerevisae:

i shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this 

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missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

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bennylafitte:

remember when dean masturbated and hair grew on his palm I DO

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wilwheaton:

brandyphantom:

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.

I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.

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scarymerry:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

he probably thinks that link is zelda

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ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

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valiantparadox:

oh the opportunities season gr9 presents us

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